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Welcome to Marshall's Super-Sekrit Clubhouse!

I'm a published writer of SF/F/H, a member of SFWA and Codex. I've written over 100 short stories and sold 38 of them to various markets, such as Aeon Speculative Fiction, Brutarian, Talebones, Hub MagazineFictitious Force, and Polluto: The Anti-Pop Culture Journal. A full bibliography is available at my website.  

This blog began on July 13th, 2008 as a friend's locked journal where I explored the wacky, offbeat side of my writing nature. Due to its popularity I decided in 2009 to unlock this journal and make it my main blog. You're welcome to add me, and I'll most likely add you back. We can still pretend that we're all keeping it a "sekrit," okay? 

And if I don't know you, please leave a comment if you like and tell me how you found me and a bit about yourself.

I've also done quite a few interviews in the field, mostly at The Fix but other places as well. On August 12, 2009, I started an ongoing series here in the Clubhouse with interviews of writers and editors of spec. fiction. Interviewees to date are listed on my profile page.

Aoife's Kiss Issue 31

  • Dec. 1st, 2009 at 7:52 PM
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Aoife's Kiss # 31 is now out with my fantasy story "Jimmy French-Fries." And I'm pleased to report that I'm sharing ToC with Jaime Lee Moyer ([info]stillnotbored) where her poem "Heroes" appears. You can check out the issue and order HERE

Titles of the Gods--Egad!

  • Dec. 1st, 2009 at 12:40 PM
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Lately I've been struck with how many titles of fantasy novels have the word God in them: Gods of War, Servant of a Dark God, etc. I've even catalogued a few of them HERE. If there's any word in the title of a book that would give me pause and not pick it up, this portentous G-word is it. However, many readers seem to like this, so here's my next fantasy novel project to make a fast buck…written under a pseudonym of course.

Coming soon…

So tired of not being allowed to sit at the Big Kids' table, Dudley skipped lunch and plotted his dark revenge on his PC. A plan to rule the world and do unto others as they had done unto him!


PC and the State of Texas

  • Nov. 28th, 2009 at 9:45 AM
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There are many people out there who are under the false assumption that our cowboys here in Texas like to fornicate with sheep. This notion annoys us greatly. Not only is it politically incorrect, it's inaccurate.

As residents of the second largest state in the union, Texans think big and live large. Lonely cowboys are no exception. It's not sheep, it's cattle! Please people, get your facts straight.


Rozi Demant, artist

  • Nov. 26th, 2009 at 8:09 PM
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My last post seems to have garnered a bit of interest so I thought I might put up a few more by artist Rozi Demant.

The work of New Zealander Rozi Demant depicts feathered friends, but her birds don't always stand for things like freedom, peace, and beauty. Demant's utterly unique paintings are characterized by glamorous callipygian nudes, captive avian flocks, bloody images of sexual dominance, and the emotionally fraught — yet whimsical — lighting and landscapes associated with fairy tales. Her most mannerist anatomical tell, at least in this series, is the spindly, balletic elongation of her sirens' legs; an unsettling, haunting gesture that underscores the mythological quality of her scenes. – Shana Nys Dambrot

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A Turkey Day dance recital

  • Nov. 26th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
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My idea of a Thanksgiving Day post. I awoke this morning wanting to put this up. Don't ask me why…

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An Interview with John Kessel

  • Nov. 24th, 2009 at 9:45 AM
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John Kessel has been publishing short fiction since 1978 and since then has gone on to make his mark in the field of SF/F. He won a Nebula Award in 1982 for his novella "Another Orphan," and more recently (2009) for his novelette "Pride and Prometheus," a story melding the tales of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice and Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. With friend and writer James Patrick Kelly he has edited three anthologies, included the just released The Secret History of Science Fiction. Since 1982 he has taught American literature, science fiction, fantasy and fiction writing at North Carolina State University in Raleigh. I'm a pleased to offer this interview with one of the finest writers in the field of spec. fiction today.


The idea for "Pride and Prometheus," the melding of these two works by Austen and Shelley, seems one destined to be discovered and written--but you did it first. Did it come to you recently and beg to be written, or is it one you'd been tossing around for a while?

The idea came to me during a Sycamore Hill critique session in 2005 of Benjamin Rosenbaum’s story “Sense and Sensibility’ (since published in his collection The Ant King and Other Stories). Ben’s story is a bizarre take on Austen, and in speaking of it I realized that Austen and Shelley were more or less contemporaries, that Frankenstein and Pride and Prejudice would have been in bookstores at the same time in 1818. But the writers, and stories, are very different, coming out of different sensibilities. It seemed a story that demanded to be written. I set out on it in March of 2006. In figuring out what the story was I discovered a lot of things that helped, such as the fact that the town of Matlock is mentioned in both Frankenstein as a place that Victor and Henry visit, and in Pride and Prejudice as being near Mr. Darcy’s estate of Pemberly.

What were the particular themes and ideas you were trying to bring forth with this story?

Marriage and finding a suitable mate. I realized that Frankenstein’s creature turns savage because he is completely alone, without anyone who loves him. And in Austen of course all the plots turn on the difficulty and dangers of finding a suitable mate. The ironies and cross-fertilizations were irresistible to me.

A second idea I pursued was the difference between the novel of manners and morals, of which Austen is an originator, and the science fiction novel, of which Shelley is an originator. The two traditions have in some sense been at odds since the beginning. Bring an sf author who teaches and loves classic literature, the differences between and potential merging of the two was also of great interest to me.

When crafting "Pride and Prometheus," how did you incorporate the styles of these two authors to make the story your own?

It was hard, since the tone of the two writers is so different. Mary is a Romantic, and Austen is not. Frankenstein is a gothic novel, and Austen mocked the gothic novel in Northanger Abbey (though she could not have mocked it without having read a lot of them). In the end I thought of my story as “Frankenstein takes over Pride and Prejudice,” beginning in Austen’s mode and shifting into the gothic as it goes along, then pulling back in the end. The climax of the story is a discussion about marriage, which ends in a brief scene of physical violence you would never find in Austen.

Any idea what Miss Austen would make of "Pride and Prometheus"? Of the two inches of ivory you brushed beyond?


Well, I have my own small territories I habitually explore, the way she worked over her very small social milieu. But I hope, like her, I can get at some larger things through that. I would hope that Austen would at least see that I meant no disrespect to her great novel and its characters.

Your work often features political themes. In regard to science fiction, why do political themes matter to you?

I think almost all fiction has political implications, even if unintentional. If you have values, you have politics, it seems to me. So it’s natural that my stories reflect the things I care deeply about. In some, such as “The Last American,” my politics are more overt. I’m not sure that’s my strongest work. I suggested a long time ago that all sf writers want to change the world. I’m no exception.

You've taught at Clarion many times. Do you see one reoccurring problem that new writers face that seems the most difficult to overcome?

Learning what makes a story different from a collection of paragraphs, scenes, vigorous but not-meaningful action. You can write, even sell, a lot of fiction without grasping what makes a good story. It took me years before I began to grasp this. I suppose some might say I still haven’t.

Another way to cut it: Figuring out what it is you can write that is not completely derivative, that somehow expresses your individuality but also connects with an audience. It takes time to do this.

With Mark Van Name you founded the Sycamore Hill Writer's Workshop. How did this come about and what makes it different than other workshops?

In 1984, Mark moved into his large house in North Raleigh. Gregory Frost made the idle comment it would make a good place for a workshop. Mark and I took that and ran with it, organizing a four-day workshop mostly for writers living in North Carolina. After that first year it expanded and moved to several other venues.

The workshop really wasn’t any different from the Milford workshops started by Damon Knight back in the 1960s. A group of professional sf writers gather, by invitation, in some place, each bringing the draft of a new unpublished work. They live together for a week, spend days critiquing each other’s stories, eat meals together, hang out in the afternoons and evenings. It’s stimulating and exhausting. With variations, this is the plan for Walter Jon Williams’ Rio Hondo workshops and numerous others in the genre.


Your latest reprint anthology that you co-edited with James Patrick Kelly is The Secret History of Science Fiction, where you explore the convergence of mainstream fiction and literary SF. When choosing stories what were you looking for?

We were looking for stories from the period of 1970 to the present that were real sf, or close enough so that we could make a case. In the event, we purvey a broader definition of sf than what is traditionally published in the sf magazines, but that has some history going back to even before Gernsback and the invention of sf as a separate genre. We wanted stories that were by writers within the genre, by writers who cross over from the genre to the so-called mainstream, and by writers firmly associated with the mainstream and not with genre.

You've spent quite a bit of time looking into slipstream, the edges of the genre. What is it about it that appeals to you?


The edges of genre are often where interesting work is being done. The edges of genre are where definitions and assumptions are regularly challenged.

What are you working on now? What's ahead for you?

I have a couple of new stories on submission but not accepted anywhere. I want to take another run at a lunar novel I started a long time ago. I don’t want to jinx it, but I’ve also worked with my agent of a proposal for an sf TV series. There’s talk about a James Patrick Kelly-John Kessel-Jonathan Lethem hybrid collection.

I just want to keep writing new things that interest me, and that will I hope interest others.

Interview update

  • Nov. 22nd, 2009 at 12:01 PM
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I've gone a couple of weeks without putting up an interview, but I'm pleased to announce that next week I'll be posting my interview with the incomparable John Kessel. We'll be focusing on his recent Nebula-winning novelette, "Pride and Prometheus," where he combines Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice and Mary Shelley's Frankenstein to great effect, but he also talks about his writing, workshops, his new anthology (edited with James Patrick Kelly) The Secret History of Science Fiction and more. Usually I post interviews on Wednesday, but because of Thanksgiving approaching I'll be putting it up on Tuesday. Hope you enjoy it!

Riddle me this!

  • Nov. 20th, 2009 at 9:42 PM
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What do a mirror and sex have in common?

Word 2007

  • Nov. 20th, 2009 at 1:24 PM
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Thanks to [info]tlmorganfield for her help this morning with my new Word 2007 that I've been trying out on my new Internet PC. Now that I've got it figured out I decided to install it on my Writing PC. And though I back everything up, I was a little apprehensive to make the final plunge to Word 2007, as I've heard a few writers complain about it. But it works great! (Word 2002 has been giving me problems on my Writing PC.) This may sound silly, but I feel like writing a new story this weekend on Word 2007 with all the fancy (and confusing at first) buttons and knobs. Hell, I feel like writing two new stories!

Clubhouse update

  • Nov. 18th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
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Thanks everyone for chiming in on my sale to Hub last week. As some of you know, selling "Pandering Dwarves" was a sale I really wanted to make. Back in 2007 I was in a creative slump, and this was the story where I started writing how/what I wanted to write. Throwing caution to the wind and being myself.

Here's a couple of snippets. The opening line, which is amazingly 140 characters. OMG…Twitterfic?

Once upon a time there was a little sidepocket universe consisting only of midgets who had been harvested from the Golden Age of Hollywood.

And from near the end where Tom Thumb and Little Betty encounter the decadent future-folk:

Merada nodded. “Don’t worry, Tom,” she said. “We didn’t bring you here to have sexual relations with you. Heaven forbid! Carls and I don’t even...”

“Merada and I sleep in separate beds, Little Betty,” the husband said. “We’ve sinned in the past, I won’t deny that, but we strive hard to keep our wicked thoughts as just that, thoughts. With our congenital defect, even the thought of the act that might produce offspring is most horrid to us.”

“Then why did you bring us here?” Tom had to ask. Out of the corner of his eye he could see that Carlisle had his arm around Little Betty now and was pressing himself ever closer to her.

“Why?” Merada said, wide-eyed, riveting Tom’s attention toward her. “To murder you of course.”


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I just finished my rewrite/rekey of my story "Imago." Mostly rearranging a few sections but I did cut it down from 6600 words to 6300.

Got a new PC to replace my Internet PC that for some reason wouldn't get on the Internet. New stuff. Office Outlook instead of Outlook Express like I'm used to. And Word 2007. I've been using Word 2002. Word 2007 takes a bit getting used to, but interesting enough.

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Sale to Hub Magazine

  • Nov. 11th, 2009 at 9:04 AM
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Just got an email from Lee Harris at The Hub Magazine:
 
"I've heard back from our fiction team, and I'm happy to be able to report that we'd love to run Pandering Dwarves in Hub."
 
Some of you know about my "fucking midget" universe where decadent time-travelers from the future are transporting foreshortened cast members from The Wizard of Oz forward in time to do horrible things to them. My flash piece from this series, "Mud-Wrestling in a Distant Land," appears in Polluto #5, but "Pandering Dwarves" is where it all started and this is the 4k piece that really tells the story.
 
A special thanks goes out to these first readers: [info]endelarin[info]birdhousefrog[info]tlmorganfield[info]babarnett[info]rcloenen_ruiz[info]aliettedb[info]isaiah13, Calie Voorhis and [info]stillnotbored! (Hope I didn't forget anyone.) Thanks for believing in this wicked yet outlandishly humorous piece!
 
I don't know what it is about the Brits, but they really seem to get my twisted sense of humor. Must be all that Monte Python I grew up watching.
 
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While I don't endorse this as a technique for interpersonal communications and/or building lasting relationships, it is an amusing notion…



 
And while I'm at it, a post-apocalyptic serving of irony...

Super-Sekrit Cover Revealed

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 5:44 PM
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[info]tbclone47  has revealed the Super-Sekrit cover of the last issue of Talebones. I had no idea what it was, but think this is a great idea. And not just because my name's on the cover--a lot of fine writers' names are on the cover.
 
I am honored to have had a story in Talebones #38. And also to have gotten to know Patrick better when I interview him at The Fix. Talebones was a great zine and I look forward to Patrick's future endeavors.
 
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In Pepper-Minty Breath We Trust?

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 8:35 AM
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You might've noticed where I'll do a series of serious posts culminating in a thoughtful interview with a writer of note and distinction. And then I'll throw up something zany and it's back to the wackiness...
 
I've finally figured out what my problem is in life. Why I'm a member of the most apathetic, poorly organized minority group here in America. (I'm an atheist!) I'm not using the correct breath spray. *sigh*
 
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Hey, I don't make this crap up. My photoshop skills are marginal at best. Just reporting the stuff I find on the internez.
 
Does anyone believe this product might actually work? 

“There are no atheists in foxholes” isn’t an argument against atheism, it’s an argument against foxholes. – James Morrow
 

Titles of the Redundant Gods

  • Nov. 4th, 2009 at 10:52 PM
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It does wear on one's lack of faith, doesn't it? *sigh*

  
  

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An Interview with Angela Slatter

  • Nov. 4th, 2009 at 9:02 AM
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Angela Slatter has recently been singled out by Jeff VanderMeer as an emerging writer of note in his Mammals Underfoot! group interview at Clarkesworld. She has sold fiction to Fantasy Magazine, Shimmer, Lady Churchill’s Rosebud Wristlet, among others, and recently garnered four Honorable Mentions in Ellen Datlow's The Year's Best Horror (2008). She lives in Brisbane, Australia and is currently working on her degree in Creative Writing. You can follow Angela's exploits and keen wit on her blog The Bones Remember Everything. I am pleased to have her answer a few questions for my Clubhouse interview series.
 
 
Tell us a bit about yourself. What's life in Brisbane like?
 
I work in a writers centre in Brisbane, giving advice to writers—wannabes, emerging and occasionally established ones (the latter generally takes the form of “Those shoes don’t go with those trousers”). I’ve got a Masters in Creative Writing, which examined the idea of reloaded fairytales and produced a collection of nine rewritten fairytales, Black-Winged Angels. I’m now working my way through a PhD in Creative Writing because apparently I am a glutton for punishment. I’m finishing the last few stories in a short story collection that I hope to start shopping around soon. Life in Brisneyland is very sweet, although it’s still impossible to go out after 9 pm for a meal that doesn’t involve a drive-thru! It’s a pretty city on the river and it’s very relaxed. The thing I wait around for is the summer blooming of the jacaranda trees—they spread out everywhere and there are these big splashes of purple across the landscape. 
 
Each writer has her own perspective on the field, of course, but could you tell us how being an Australian spec. fiction writer is different? Are there any perspective differences from the rest of the world that you can see?
 
I think part of the difference is the size of the pond Australian spec fic writers are working in. Not everyone's thinking globally and so a lot of writers keep their horizons really small and tight, or they think “First I’ll conquer the Australian market” and they don’t even think to send subs to US or UK mags. And that is a HUGE mistake. The more exposure your work gets, the more you learn about global competition the better prepared you are for a writing career—well, I think so anyway. I’d published about ten stories overseas before I sold anything in Australia. My experience is that I find the US market much more open than the UK one. Maybe it’s all about scale?
 
Another difference I think is how much our changing environment seems to influence the writing of Aussie spec fic writers. I recently did a round table interview with several writers about this very thing, called The Coming Dark, over at October’s IROSF.
 
When crafting a story how do you approach it from initial idea to final draft ready to send out?
 
Aargh! It depends on how much of the idea has come to me—sometimes I have the beginning, sometimes I have the end, sometimes I just have a scene that I can see so clearly and I start to write around that. I will type up my ideas or any scenes floating in my head then start making notes and drawing scene maps to try to work out what I need to connect the story’s component parts together. Whenever I get lost, I ground myself by coming back to the one question that leads your plot along: what does the character you’re writing about want? It’s all about the driving desire—sometimes you lose sight of that when you’re getting caught up in writing back story, descriptions, etc. Your guiding light has to be desire. I recently wrote a story called "A Porcelain Heart"—I knew who my main character was and what she wanted, but for the life of me I could not get the story to sing. Then I looked at one of my secondary characters, one whose actions are the catalyst for the climax, and when I was talking to Aussie author Alison Goodman about something else I had a light bulb moment when I thought: “What does Selke want?” Everything fell into place at that moment.

Out of all your short stories do you have a favorite? If so, why?
 
Oh that’s not fair, asking a mother which is her favourite child! I love them all for different reasons: "The Little Match Girl" was the first story I ever published (Shimmer); "The Juniper Tree" was my first sale (Lady Churchill’s Rosebud Wristlet); "The Jacaranda Wife" is the first story I’d written set in Australia (Dreaming Again anthology); "I Love You Like Water" was my first science fiction piece (2012 anthology); "Sourdough" and "Sister, Sister" are both sales to Tartarus Press's very beautiful hard cover Strange Tales anthologies … and "Dresses Three" was the first story I wrote for a commission (Shimmer). I always love my main characters—that’s what makes me go on with the stories, just feeling so wrapped up in who they are. If I keep going I’ll just tell you why I love each one!
 
When crafting a story, what is typically the most difficult part for you? The easiest?
 
I think maybe the second draft is the worst for me. I’ve got ideas and skeletons on the page and then I need to flesh things out. It’s also the draft when you realize what doesn’t work and that this is where you need to let some much-loved images or plot points go. That can be hard, but if the story is obviously not working, you’ve just got to do it. It’s about finding the right doors in your story, the right corridors; the right place to enter and leave the story.
 
The easiest is that I generally know when a story is finished. I think I have an instinct for that. Some readers will say “But I wanted to know more about such and such.” That doesn’t mean you’ve done a bad job—it means you’ve engaged someone so much that they want more story! But I believe stories have a natural length, a natural place to finish, and it’s important to be able to feel where that is.
 
You've written many flash pieces for The Daily Cabal. How do you go about writing a piece of fiction with a limit of 400 words? Do you have any that don't make the cut or perhaps turn into longer works by accident? 
 
When I joined the Cabal I was a bit worried about the 400. I’ve had several pieces published at Antipodean SF, but their limit for micro/flash is 500 words, so I really felt that was the lower limit for flash that worked. When I was writing Cabal pieces I found my natural length was about 700-900 words, so the discipline of editing back between 300 and 500 words was a hard one to learn. But it was a great discipline to learn and I think it has improved my editing and revision process a lot in general.
 
When I start to write a piece of micro-fiction sometimes I just begin with the end in mind and write backwards from there. For instance, with "Lantern," I had a picture in my head of a woman pushing a man off a cliff—don’t ask me why! I started thinking about smugglers and smugglers’ coves and ships being led astray. So, it ended up a smuggler’s tale.
 
I have some pieces that are going to end up with longer lives, such as "The Problem of Thorns," which has become part of a 6000 word story called "The Bones Remember Everything." "Sunday Drivers," which was my first Daily Cabal story, is being made into a short film in Sydney, preproduction is starting this week! My friend Mark Kassab loved the story, wrote it into a short script, then sent it to a friend of ours James Findlay (who’s a talented young filmmaker—his short Vend won Best Short Film in 2006 at the St Kilda Film Festival). That’s pretty exciting to see it having a life beyond the Cabal.

Tell us about your experience at Clarion South. Was there one thing you took away from it that was more valuable than anything else?
 
It was unique. How often do you get to spend six full weeks doing nothing but writing and eating and sitting around with other writers? I was so grateful to the tutors, who were all so generous and helpful and very collegial. I think the most valuable thing I learned was what kinds of advice to listen to and what kinds to ignore—because let’s face it, if you listen to everyone and try to please all sixteen voices in your head, you will kill your story. Yes, you will, it will cease to breathe or sing or even hiccup. It will stink up the room like a week-old corpse. I did a post about it closer to the time, which might be interesting to read – in fact, it might be interesting for me to re-read and re-visit sometime http://angelaslatter.com/2009/02/26/the-clarion-post-we-had-to-have-%e2%80%93-part-one/

Who are a few of your literary influences? Who do you like to read for guilty pleasure?
 
Influences are definitely Angela Carter, Sheri S Tepper, Jane Gaskell, Aimee Bender and Kelly Link (she is the Queen). I’m also a big fan of China Miéville, Jeff VanderMeer and Irish writer John Connelly. Guilty pleasure? Mmmmm, I don’t feel guilty about these at all: Robert Shearman (Tiny Deaths), Neil Gaiman (I must admit it’s only been a year since I started reading Neil), and Umberto Eco (yes, I am a nerd).
 
You're working on two novels at the moment. Could you tell us about those?
 
Well of Souls started as an historical fantasy set in the Crusades, but is morphing into a full fantasy story—mainly because I need to be freed of the tyranny of historical accuracy!  A novel is a challenge for me as I’m an accomplished short story writer, so the new form is difficult… I get 10,000 words in and by my usual standards it should be finished! 
 
The other one is a literary novel, Narrow Daylight, that’s for my PhD in Creative Writing. It’s about how suicide affects families, and is based on four Greek myths.
 
What's ahead for you? Where would you like to see your career in, say, five years?
 
In the immediate future, finishing the short story collection (Sourdough and Other Stories); finishing Well of Souls and Narrow Daylight.
 
In five years? I do hope to be a self-supporting writer with the ability to stay at home and write and to have a couple of novels under my belt. It’s not too much to ask, is it?
 

Interviews/The Fix

  • Nov. 3rd, 2009 at 7:52 PM
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Thanks to [info]charlesatan for the heads-up that The Fix is back, now on the TTA Press site. I'm pleased to see that all my interviews there are intact (sans author photos). If I interviewed you there and you're linking to our interview on your website or wherever, you'll need to redo the link. Same for writers linking to their reviews. But I'm glad to see that all the interviews and reviews (to the best of my knowledge) are back up, and I look forward to what they'll be doing in the future.
 
Tomorrow here in the Clubhouse I'll be posting my interview with the very talented emerging author Angela Slatter. Don't miss it!
 

Review of Fictitious Force #6

  • Nov. 2nd, 2009 at 9:20 AM
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Thanks to [info]pabba for the heads-up to Rich Horton's review of Fictitious Force #6. I had almost forgotten about my story there. To my knowledge this is the first review of this issue:
 
"I also liked a clever short piece by Marshall Payne, "The Rendezvous", in which a retired spy of sorts is approached by his old bosses to try to lure him back for one more mission -- the ending is a sharp nicely turned twist."
 
This story sold on the 19th sub, so there's a small lesson in that, I think. This 1600-word short-short began as the prologue to a 140k novel that I trunked. I actually got a junior editor at Bantam Spectra to request the entire novel a few years ago. Nothing ever came of it, but the opening I included in the query is what caught his eye, I believe. So I rewrote it to give it all the necessary plot arcs for a short story and that's how "The Rendezvous" came about.

This was a nice treat for a Monday morning.
 
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Yes, there is a little-known sekrit to becoming a best-selling fantasy writer that I'd like to share with you. And it has to do with how one spends their time on Sunday. It's called Football!
 
More precisely: Fantasy Football.
 
All the greats of our field play it: GRRM, MZB, JRR Tolkien, Roger Zelazny, Anne McCaffrey, etc. They all play or played Fantasy Football. Even Lord Dunsany and Homer had their favorite teams and would spend their Sundays watching football instead of inching forth their oeuvre. I'm sure if we knew who penned Beowulf, he (or she!) was a big Fantasy Football aficionado.
 
Unfortunately, I write mostly Science Fiction so this bit of career advice does me little good, but I thought I might pass along this nugget of wisdom I gleaned from the pros.
 
That is all...back to the Packers vs. the Vikings!