May 28th, 2012

Marshall Payne

Dear Audrey...

Dear Audrey,

As much as I love and cherish your beautiful visage, I think we’ve run our course. There was a time when you were the perfect face of Marshall’s Super-Sekrit Clubhouse, and I’ll always be grateful for that, but those days are gone. I’ll still use you on the occasional comment when appropriate―in fact I have three of you in my cache―so don’t think you'll be forgotten. Not that I’ve decided whether to keep your current replacement on full time, but we’ll see how it goes.

Sincerely,
MP